Eight random mid-week thoughts because I'm too nauseous to be cohesive.
1 Why did they remake Footloose? Why? If it's not broken, don't fix it.
2 In addition to maternity leave, there should be pregnancy leave. Because this shit sucks.
3 If it weren't for Reed's Jamaican-style ginger beer, I think I might die.
4 When I put Sabine in her crib yesterday for her nap, she lay down, rolled over and said, "go, mama," as in leave. It's a brave new world.
5 A diet of pancakes and Top Ramen is not a good idea. But it's all my barfy self can handle these days.
6 I never thought I'd agree with Camille Grammer, but Kyle and Kim were undoubtedly high school mean girls on the last episode of RHOBH. I'm in a shame spiral over the fact that I watch this show. It makes me feel dirty.
7 My best friend had a baby yesterday--without an epidural. She does not recommend it. I'm going to go ahead and take her advice. P.S. I love drugs.
8 Our new apartment manager looks and talks just like my brother, who doesn't talk to any member of my family anymore. I endlessly chatted him up, over-shared, over-questioned and, I think, completely freaked him out and embarrassed myself. A subconscious, inappropriate and clumsy effort to reacquaint myself with a lost sibling--who he is not.