Guy: Hey, where are you going? You only played two games!
Kadin: I gotta go, man. I gotta get home. My wife is no joke.
Guy: Oh, come on. Just tell her too bad. You know, Herb hasn't come since he had a kid either. You guys...
Kadin: Yeah, his wife is no joke either.
Guy: You guys are ridiculous. I played ball on Saturday and was supposed to be at marriage counseling with my wife at 9:00 a.m. I got there at 11:00 a.m. I show up when I want to.
I'm happy to report that my husband does not plan on taking relationship advice from the guy, otherwise known as a complete idiot, who shows up two hours late to marriage counseling.
Side note: Unlike Kadin sometimes makes it sound, he does not have a curfew and I do not boss him around. He likes to blame his exits on me. He says it easily gets him out of certain situations. Of course, it also makes me look like a crazy bitch, but that's okay.