Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Jessica Alba and Her Teensy Weensy Mismatched Bikini

Alba Shmalba. I mean, who looks like this after they just had a baby? I almost don't believe she actually had one. Did she fake her pregnancy and keep her surrogate a secret for nine months? It's enough to make me buy a big fat package of yoga classes and swear not to eat cold pizza, chocolate and coffee for breakfast once this baby is born.




6 comments:

Hillary said...

I looked like that right after Ollie, you mean you didn't?

Leslie said...

I seriously don't understand how that is possible. But it is. I have a friend who looked like that THREE weeks after giving birth. I only know that because she shoved her jeans down to show me her c-section scar and I saw her crazy flat stomach.

atreyuamor said...

ive never looked like that..lol.. much less after 2 kids!!

Laura Mauk said...

@Hillary, there you are :)

Laura Mauk said...

@Leslie, Glad you are just as puzzled as I am! Re: your friend, if I had a flat stomach after a c-section, I'd be showing off my scar, too!

Laura Mauk said...

@atreyuamor, me neither. not ever.

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